"Another book, another unrealistic fictional standard unlocked" Tote
"Another book, another unrealistic fictional standard unlocked" Tote
Product Details
Because apparently every new book comes with another impossible fictional man to compare real life to. This roomy cotton canvas tote features the phrase “Another book, another unrealistic fictional standard unlocked” — made for readers who keep accidentally raising the bar with every morally gray MMC they meet.
Perfect for carrying your latest reads, Kindle, annotation supplies, iced coffee, and emotional damage from your newest obsession. Made from durable heavyweight canvas with reinforced handles, it’s designed for bookstore trips, library hauls, reading dates, and everyday errands with strong “I could fix him” energy.
Practical, relatable, and just self-aware enough to be dangerous, this tote is basically a warning label for romance readers.
Product features
- Durable 100% cotton canvas for long-lasting use
- Spacious interior for books, journals, and daily essentials
- Reinforced carrying handles for comfortable everyday use
- Structured flat-bottom design for extra room and stability
- Available in natural and black color options
Care instructions
- Spot clean only
- Do not bleach
- Line dry
- Do not iron directly on printed design
Care & Maintenance
To maintain the beauty and integrity of your purchase, we recommend treating it with care. Simple maintenance practices, such as gentle washing and proper storage, can effectively preserve the longevity of your favorites. We encourage you to refer to the care instructions included with each item, designed to help you keep your purchase in top condition.
Size & Fit
Our products are crafted to fit true to size, ensuring that you can confidently select your usual size with ease. Whether you’re looking for a relaxed or tailored fit, our designs are made to complement your unique shape and style.